March 1

People born on this day need their ass ate

P1 “Omg Dixie was born on March 1 Yk what that means, she needs her ass ate!”

P2 “Yea ur totally right”

March 1 by Bornonmarch1 November 24, 2021

March 1

National beat up Ross day. As said in Friends, Ross was acting sus on March 1st so he got beat up

Thank god it is March 1st. I can’t wait to beat Ross’ ass up

March 1 by Arij_Lover123 November 18, 2021

March 1

If you born at March 1st, you are ugly asf. Thats a fact.

Ugh Adam you are so ugly. You might born at March 1st.
Yeah... i know.

March 1 by StonerApeX November 21, 2021

March 1

If you are born on March 1st, you smell gross. Please take a shower, I can smell your stench from across the room.

dude, that person smells nasty!
yeah, they were probably born on March 1.

March 1 by absolutely aphrodite November 25, 2021

March 1

On March 1 it’s national send a cute pic day

You can send it to a friend who will appreciate it and they might send one back.

Oh March 1st! That’s national send a cute pic day! Only the best day of the year!

March 1 by Thebigdicc March 1, 2025

march 1 2004

A real mf was born on this day

Ayo that’s a real mf he was born on March 1 2004

march 1 2004 by Real ass mf October 23, 2020

march 1 2004

A real mf was born

He a real ass mf born on March 1 2004

march 1 2004 by Real ass mf October 23, 2020