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Marajuana Diet

where you only weed when you gots the munchies
"Yo, I'm on a marajuana diet."
"What the hell is that?"
"I only eat when I smoke and get the munchies."
"Wtf is the point of that???"
by applepieman October 19, 2009
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Slang Term For Marajuana

What every single word on urbandictionary is, according to the pot heads that think there just arn't enough refrences to weed in urbandictionary.
You know, every word you just said is defined here as a slang term for Marajuana.
by Figure.10 July 12, 2009
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The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
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marajuanic

A marajuanic is someone who is addicting to smoking weed. They can't refrain themselves from the sweet sensation of being high
"Dude you're such a marajuanic" "Fuck you know I'm not" *punches mirror*
by Kurt KoBangme March 27, 2015
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marijuana peanut butter cup

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.
by PWS27 July 11, 2017
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marijuannabe

1) Anyone who believes the best marijuana comes from somewhere other than Venice or the Emerald Triangle.
2) Engineers, physicists, mathematicians, chemists and overall nerds in college who still quote Towelie and have never gotten high themselves, or "...did it one time."
3) Mormon teenagers that finally say "no" to their parents, move from Utah to anywhere else and get jobs at the ski resorts, on the beach, in head shops or somewhere else irie. They may also become drug addicts and move from marijuana to something drastic very quickly, thus instantly nulling the sublime effect of marijuana and ruining their once amazing life.
4) Someone from the east coast that pays more than $100 per ounce for snicklefritz, or more than $300 for quality.
5) Someone who has never seen quality face to face but has only had access to snicklefritz.
"Just because you're a...marijuannabe, stinky-ass motherfucker. Tryin' ta get my shit but you can't you sucka..." Kottonmouth Kings - The Kottonmouth Xperience - Peace Pipe
by MrGreen27 October 23, 2009
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marijuana

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana
by what do you care June 16, 2003
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