maple

A Canadian person who is a complete and utter jackass, a liar.

The guy is a total maple.

by seriouslyonlyme April 11, 2009

maple

Mad, gut wrenching, bowl echoing, stall rattling, rectum stretching, pant staining, nose-hair curling, janitor surprise... in other words, a fat runny shit, after drinking 3 cups of maple syrup.

After breakfast this morning, I've had nothing but mad maple all day.

by Paully May 8, 2003

mapling

A verb one uses when they are addicted to a stupid game called 'Maplestory'.

Ashley was mapling all the time, then treating her two friends horrible when they needed her.

by anonymouslolzzzzzzzzz August 26, 2008

Mapled

another way of saying someone got raped

Dude that guys just got mapled

by jeff mallahn October 29, 2009

maple

One can be called maple if they are told to hump a maple tree and willingly do it.

Richard humped a maple tree. He is now maple.

by BklynKnight February 25, 2005

Maple

A kid with a MASSIVE nose.

"Zsolt is the biggest maple ever!"

by Alyyyy December 5, 2007

Maple Fever

When you are only attracted to or especially attracted to Canadians. This term comes from the South Park episode "Where My Country Gone?".

Bob: For some reason, I'm only attracted to Canadian women.
Joe: You must have maple fever.

by Procket Man November 24, 2015