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minimum wage slave

someone who works very hard for very little and doesn't get much satisfaction from their job. They can't leave as they have a family to support or think that they won't be able to find a better job.
"I hate this job and I'm sick of being a minimum wage slave. Oh well, I'm going to win the lottery soon anyway."
by Paul Carey August 30, 2007
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maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.
Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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Maximum Cuddles

The most that two men can possibly cuddle.
"You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me onto this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you!"

"What?"

"That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!
by YourNameIsAlreadyBeingUsedBySo October 12, 2008
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minimum wage hero

A person that works for a minimum wage job, or close to it, usually in Wal-Mart, Best Buy, McDonald's, Applebee's, Quiznos or a bank that takes their job too seriously and acts like they own the business. If the place was being robbed, they would fight the robber. They scrutinize every coupon coming in like they work for the FBI. They spend inordinate amounts of their own time and money taking care of the place, often coming in on their own time "to see how things are going." Many have the impression their efforts will eventually be rewarded with a better job with a living wage. That is true sometimes, but when it isn't, they have lots of trouble figuring that out. Most of their fellow employees hate them.

A great example of a minimum wage hero is Jennifer Aniston's co-worker, Brian, from Office Space, and his "flair."
Michelle is a minimum wage hero because she virtually works 24/7 at Best Buy, likes to hang out at work on her days off, and even though her boss doesn't pull his weight, she does everything for him for $8 an hour. She thinks she will become a district manager someday, but she's been there for 5 years and hasn't even been considered to run a store!
by Jay Samson August 9, 2009
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maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V
Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.
by Glen February 9, 2005
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maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".
Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.
by Kyle5 December 25, 2009
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doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive
Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive
by LolDankFam September 9, 2016
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