prêt-à-manger

Ready to Eat (Looking good enough to eat)

Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger

by NKS93 December 16, 2021

I. T. guy in a manger

Some one who if they can't have something destroys it rather than letting some one else have it. From the to common habit of some I.T. people of destroying decommissioned equipment, instead of putting it in recycle. A update of a dog in a manger.

What's the difference between an I. T. guy in a manger and a dog? The dog eventually leaves , and the other animals get use of the manger, the I.T. guy pisses and shits in it so on one can use it.

by yorkystomper April 14, 2013

Water Manger

A whore

A: "Dude your mom is such a water manger"
B ":("

by geotongdru September 14, 2023

dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.

He's a dog in a manger.

by CtPf on hols June 26, 2017

Baby Jesus in a manger

The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong

Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF

by Vice420 November 21, 2022

Away In A Manger

A Christmas Carol the headmistress makes you sing at each school assembly in December.

Headmistress: Today we are going to sing "Away In A Manger" again since it is Christmas Time

Kids: Mass moaning and groaning*

by UltimateDoge December 15, 2022

je mange les petits enfants

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

by ta meremere April 13, 2016