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Manchined

A treacherous spineless coward on the take. A person you know who will stab you in the back despite pleading they won't while they slowly sinking the knife in. Or simply, the rising of Judas.
Dude, you know better. Don't get Manchined by that fool.
by AviPants December 20, 2021
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(Noun) A person who never learned how to properly clean themselves following defecation; a man rocking major dung crumbs 24/7; an American Senator in the early 2020's who put his own financial interests over the lives of millions of people; a real Fuck-stick McGillicuddy
"Say Tom, you never told me you were such a Manchin. I can smell those little balls of dry feces nestled between your hairy cheeks from across this dilapidated elementary school cafeteria. I sure wish you'd been taught how to keep that butt clean."
by PrincessCowboyBadGuy December 21, 2021
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The ring of feces present on the wrist and/or forearm after shoving money up the ass of a billionaire.
After Joe finished with this donors, he had to wash the manchin off his forearm.
by Hal Jalikakik 2013 December 23, 2021
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Manchining

to describe someone without original thought or critical thinking ability; typically responds with whatever idea last spoken to them; someone beholden to fossil fuel special interests over the good and will of the people.
Are you just machining your response or did you think about it first? We are just manchining threw this climate crisis until fossil fuels destroy the livability of our planet. My wealth is comes from coal, oil, and gas so I guess you could say I'm manchining my way through life.
by Joe Manchining March 15, 2022
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When a person with a position of power chooses to cook the planet through either their production of hot air, voting for "Burn Baby Burn" policies, or by enriching their absurdly wealthy friends that are living only for today without concern for their heirs.
I wanted to party like it was 1999, but our good ol' boy Mr. Burns pulled a Manchin, bless his heart, and now we're all dancing on these scorching hot coals in Dante's Inferno.
by Zappoblappo October 15, 2021
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/Man-chin/

1. A sinister grifter and/or political hack who lines their own pockets at the betrayal of everything and everyone they pretend to represent.
2. A corporate or pharmaceutical executive who fights to maintain a monopoly while skyrocketing the price of life-saving drugs (also see Shkreli).
3. A political lobbyist who works as a type of utility to assist definitions 1 and 2.
1. I know, Little Timmy. We all wish we never heard the name Manchin.
2. Yeah, that carpetbagger over there with the lady chin. That's Manchin.
3. My name is Joe Manchin and I'm here to say, give me some kickbacks or I'm voting nay."
by Ben Charm-Öta September 12, 2021
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/Man-chin/

1. A sinister grifter and/or political hack who lines their own pockets at the betrayal of everything and everyone they pretend to represent.
2. A corporate or pharmaceutical executive who fights to maintain a monopoly while skyrocketing the price of life-saving drugs (also see Shkreli).
3. A political lobbyist who works as a type of utility to assist definitions 1 and 2.
1. I know, Little Timmy. We all wish we never heard the name Manchin.
2. Yeah, that carpetbagger over there with the lady chin. That's Manchin.
3. My name is Joe Manchin and I'm here to say, give me some kickbacks or I'm voting nay."
by Ben Charm-Öta September 12, 2021
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