Manceptionist

A Male receptionist commonly seen at the front desk. These are men of honor and respect who defend the front desk like a spartan! MANCEPTIONISTS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

Andrew: I have to go to work
Dan: What do you do?
Andrew: I'm a manceptionist.

by punkman925 November 28, 2007

Bromantic Mancation

A heterosexual weekend getaway which could be misconstrued as a romantic getaway.

"My friend and I left our wives at home and had a Bromantic Mancation last weekend. We went to a few wineries, breweries and spent quite a few hours surfing together".

by bigginge June 9, 2011

mancation

Mancation is an annual event that combines beer, steak dinners, beer, hiking & biking, beer, several rounds of golf, beer, and never reading a map or asking for directions with a group of guys who have been frineds for years. Ultimately, it's not entirely impossible to be eaten by a bear.

Larry, Chris & Bill spent fives day in Nashville for Mancation 2005.

by Larry Meadows August 6, 2006

mancation

A combo of Man and Vacation. It's when you plan a vacation with all your bro's and leave the nagging wives, girlfriends, late night bootie calls all back at home and get piss drunk, hook up with some strange, bust ass and hot box the hotel room.

Hey bro, my girl is buggin.....Let's plan mancation in Vegas and get stupid retard like we're riding the yellow bus.

by Hosszilla April 21, 2006

Manvention

An invention made by a man for women. Typically ridiculous in nature, have shitty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.

Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills

**Child points to screen** "Mom what's a Bluetooth tampon?"
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**

Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"

Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."

by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016

mancation

An event in which guys on the down low try to act macho to hide their homosexuality. A bunch of guys get together to drink beer or camp or whatever. As soon as one of them calls it "mancation" it's turns into one big homorgy (homo orgy).

straight guy: hey wanna go camping with me and the boyz this weekend.

down low guy: oh, you mean a mancation weekend?

straight guy: NO!!! We're just going camping. No russian cookies, no hot-carl's, no rusty trombones, no searching for inner children. Just camping...

by DavidS October 10, 2006

Manceptional

What is Manceptional? Manceptional is a state of being. It’s the way you feel the first time you put on a custom tailored three piece suit. The way you feel after making love to a beautiful woman for two days straight and she says “thank you”. Manceptional is being able to fluently speak five languages, two of which are native to your own private island. It’s being a man who can build things with his bare hands which lesser men would need “tools” to do. When you are Manceptional women want to be with you, and men begin to doubt their sexual orientation. When you are Manceptional you sit at the top of the food-chain that is mankind, which means you are at the top of the food-chain that is at the top of the food chain. When you are Manceptional you can walk into any room with confidence, not because you fit in- lesser men fit in- but because you are Manceptional.

If people place bids on your facebook pictures, you are manceptional.

by Manceptional August 7, 2012