man purse

When a women uses a man and his pockets as a purse instead of her own purse.

Jean: Hey Tiff. Where is your purse?

Tiff: Oh, I didn't want to carry it around so I'm using Mark as my man purse.

by Eagle of Justice July 04, 2013

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silken man purse

the ball sack, especially a very soft one

Hey baby, come over here and rub my silken man purse

by guuy January 18, 2009

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Another word for a man's asshole. When they are used for smuggling.

"Fuck, we are getting pulled over! Put this bag in your man purse!"

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The contraband and occasional cellphone storage compartment of a males anus, who is in jail or is facing immediate jail time.

Make sure to break the filters off your cigarettes before you put them in your man purse, that way you can fit more in it.

by MrSnatchSlayer November 04, 2020

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For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

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