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Texan Fat Man

when you doin anal with ya girl and pinch her little toe (some Chinese reflexology shit) to make her shit while your dick is inside. The resultant explosion is called a Texan Fat Man.

RIP nagasaki
Daquan: Yo my dick still stank after I gave LaQuesha a Texan Fat Man last night
Conan: ewwwwwwww nigga tf is she ok
by _shawshank January 18, 2019
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Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian Shop

A head and smoke shop in the United State that is owned and ran by either Asians, Arabs and Indians.
Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.
by Ldmnc01 May 21, 2023
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fat man

bat man, as a fatty. offten misstaken as an over weight middle aged man. also see ramen.
da na na na na…FAT MAN!

quick, ramen! to the fat mobil!
by illyria June 24, 2007
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fat man

The largest jug (3 leitres) of wine by Carlo Rossi
Yo, you wanna race to kill the fat man tonight?
by CharlesA December 28, 2005
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Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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Fat man knot

Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.
Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.
by Todd Anthony L. July 31, 2009
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Fat Man Syndrome

Whenever a person eats an excessive amount of food, even if they are thin. This phenomenon is unexplainable by doctors, but still happens.
Man 1: "I heard that John was diagnosed with Fat Man Syndrome."
Man 2: "I would have never guessed... he's so thin!"
Man 1: "But he eats a hell of a lot!"
by K-cin January 15, 2009
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