manogram

When your husband or significant other rolls over and squashes one of your breasts in the middle of the night. OUCH!

Oh my gosh, last night you gave me the worst manogram ever!

by PBTJ November 30, 2013

HammOGram

A Hammogram is the sexiest Jon Hamm-related Valentine's Day gift on the planet earth. A friend and/or lover will send another friend/lover a Hamm-O-Gram, which is a mailed envelope. Inside this envelope is a handsome picture of Jon Hamm and a love note, both of which have been dipped in aftershave and glitter. Effects of a Hamm-O-Gram include extreme horniness and MAD MEN marathons.

Dwight sent me a HammOGram for Valentine's Day, even though he knows I'll know be thinking of Jon Hamm whenever we do it.

by Hamm Man February 15, 2012

mammorable

A descriptor for a great pair of boobs that you will never forget.

Kelly has the best tits. They are so mammorable. I'll be able to picture them long after I've forgotten her name

by mc? February 12, 2014

mammyrammer

An inbred dumbass that likes to poke his mother.

A moron of the highest order; someone of low intellect and devoid of common sense

by Jason August 14, 2003

mormogram

When an individual gives the address of another individual to the Mormon church and sends "recruiters" to their home.

Trevor: a few Mormons showed up at my door today.

Andrew: good to see you got my Mormogram

by Trevjesus April 25, 2014

Macrogram

1 Macrogram = 100 Grams

It is used to confuse your friends because all words are made up.

1 Macrogram contains 100 Grams or 10 Tola

by psycho_buddha69420 November 7, 2022

mammograb

Offering to check a girl's breasts for lumps, but really just coping a feel.

My boyfriend offered to give me a breast exam, but I think he really just wanted to give me a mammograb.

by Snazziness August 27, 2010