melsexual

Straight. But gay for Melanie Martinez.

oh wow after seeing melanie martinez. i’m now melsexual.

by sevxnnah March 21, 2020

maltext

text message that is mistyped or misdirected

1. Brother sends text to girlfriend, "Hey Baby, I'm on my way, see your sweet @$$ soon" but mistakenly sends to SISTER instead.

Realizing the error, brother sends a follow up text: "Sorry, not meant for you"

Sister responds: "Don't call me baby... And no worries re: the maltext"

by Millie350 October 7, 2009

Mansex

one of the funniest angrams i've ever seen, its supposed to be Ansem dude +x but thats just rediculus, coincidence subliminal? eh, you decide

Axel: hello superior!
Xemnas: hello....
Axel: wisperes to demyx superior mansex

by Jizeru1 April 19, 2011

Mapsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to maps. Often found Deviantart, AlternateHistory.com and R/Mapporn

Dude, you look at maps waaay to much

I just love the land masses man, the full rivers, the curvy borders, ahh....

That confirms it, he's a Mapsexual.

by XxPranksxX34 April 25, 2017

malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.

Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.

by yoskippy March 31, 2013

Malexus

A girl who is very passionate about school. She is a very kind-hearted girl but when you push her buttons she becomes a new person and not a good person at that. She is also a very pretty and down-to-earth person.

You need to watch you attitude before I go Malexus on you!

by Isaac Alvarez March 14, 2011

Molsexting

To send someone unwanted, non-consensual text messages of a sexual nature.

That guy is so creepy... he kept molsexting me last night even after I told him I wasn't interested

by iremembersamn September 16, 2010