maldening

When multiple people work from home who live in the same town, often meeting up with each other for lunch or work.

I am maldening with Varun and Neha today.

by jellyfishtree November 2, 2017

Maloning

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.

"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"

by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020

Malignant

NBA point guard Russell Westbrook's nickname because he's a team cancer who thinks he's better and more important than Kevin Durant.

Why did Malignant take 25 shots last night? Isn't he supposed to be a point guard?

by Tabosage September 24, 2011

Malignant Cunt Lougie

Someone who is such an asshole you have to doubt they are actually the product of sperm and egg. You might begin to wonder if they are infact a cunt lougie that started to multiply like a cancer, but somehow still ended up with 2 arms 2 legs and a head.

You are worse than shit. You are a malignant cunt Lougie.

by KarenClutterbuck October 2, 2021

malignant charisma

A term used to describe a most toxic and replicating personal charm.

The absolute hands-down poster boy for malignant charisma is the snake oil president, Donald J. Trump.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2022

Malignant Monster

A big fat, smelly penis, even cancerous or diseased etc

"The guy's a sad act, he whipped out his Malignant Monster on me again, this time it was dripping with smeg!!?"

by BorrisDancer November 4, 2008

Nostalgia Malignancy

When you annoy your children and others with exaggerated stories of your own childhood.

Bragging about how you walked five miles to school in two feet of snow, uphill both ways, is nothing but nostalgia malignancy.

by BayLeaves June 11, 2021