Mexican Magic Trick

This classic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. As she's picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.

The last time I performed a Mexican Magic Trick was when I had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

TV Magic Moment

The moment where while having a conversation a certain words or topic you are talking about is said or appears on the TV.

Kaitlyn: I feel like having some buttered popcorn right now
Aaron: Ok ill go make you some

TV: Introducing Orville Redenbacher's New Super Butter Flavor Popcorn!!

Aaron: Dayyyyyumm
Kaitlyn: What??
Aaron: I just had a TV magic moment

by akararules June 29, 2010

magical realm

Term for a game of D&D or another tabletop RPG where the DM is clearly inserting their own fetishes into the story. Can be used as a noun or a general descriptor.

GM: "You enter the wolven village. You realize as you enter that all of the wolfpeople are women, striding confidently in revealing leather apparel."
Player: "Alright, it's starting to get a little Magical Realm in here."

by Rioti July 21, 2018

Magic Fingers

Once a popular vibrating bed system often found in motel rooms during the fifties and sixties, running on quarters which you fed into the metal box near the head of the bed, ostensibly for relaxation but more commonly understood by adults to be for enhancement of a woman’s sexual experience.

As a kid traveling from the mid west to California with my parents, I would always need at least ten quarters worth of Magic Fingers to settle myself down after the long and boring couple of hundred miles on the interstate each day.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

That Awkward Magic

One of that best bl you will ever read.

have you read the new chapter of That Awkward Magic

yes it made me cry

by thatmaxican4783 July 26, 2018

Meme magic

Harvesting the power of memes to effect any large events such as the 2016 presidential election.

"Trump's alt right supporters used meme magic in his favor"

by Shameless child October 18, 2016

The Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

by zeroe October 5, 2006