maffey

adjective: refers to a man who imagines he is sexually attractive.

Fred thinks he's Heath Ledger, or Josh Hartnett, but he's really just maffey.

by Bai Ren December 27, 2003

Maffew

Small little play boi who wears a red jacket frequently.

Cold Fruit Soup Eater, Canada Enthusiast, Gay Pride My Dude

Person 1; It's Maffew! @>@
Person 2; Why are you like this?
Person 1; MAFFEW

by ateyourmom April 25, 2019

Maffing

The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.

"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"

by stacys mom 76 June 26, 2015

maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013

3 6 maffia

a rap group that got an oscar only because because the committee smoked crack all day all night before the ceremony...

listen...i'm black and i luvvv hip hop BUT these guys SUCKS ...the only descent song they have is "side 2 side".

i can't believe the 3 6 maffia got an oscar...one day even paris hilton will get one.

by teknopat May 16, 2007

Maffew

nickname for "matthew" that some furry fucks came up with. please just call me matt im begging you

"i hate these furrys, they started calling me maffew instead of my name"

by ifuckmyxbox May 10, 2019

Jerky maffey

A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked

Yo that is a real jerky maffey

by Secybeastkdog April 27, 2022