doctor marmot

The swedish god of all things small and furry, with the ability to transmute any object he touches into an avocado floating in a bucket of goats intestines. Doctor marmot invented the vcr, the flush toilet, and mexico. doctor marmots laughter can cure AIDS, cancer, and parkinsons deseise... to bad he only laughs when he reaches orgasm... and to do that he has to kill a goat.

Doctor marmot hides sweet sugar candies in the pants of young children to celebrate arbor day, unfortunately he then uses their candy filled corpses as air hockey pucks, and has sex with their fathers.

by Nick wilson June 11, 2006

marmot

Johnson-loving amphibious rodent. These are illegal in most cities.

Nice marmot.

by Hoffman, flanners June 28, 2004

"marmot teasing"

In video production, the act of pulling all of the elements of your film or video together, so they make a cohesive storyline. Taken from the idea that it is a fun thing to do, but can be a pain to undertake. Like marmot teasing.

I was up until 3 AM "marmot teasing", but I think the DVD looks good.

by James Gerraughty. May 3, 2007

Marmoto

casi nadie lo tiene

Marmoto?... que es eso? se come?

by danight78 December 7, 2021

marmoton

I don’t even fucking know Harry’s up to something though

Harry is creating some kind of a marmoton world

by Not Harry April 2, 2022

Marmot Dream

Having a dream in which you have sexual intercouse with an ugly person of the opposite sex

Albert: Dude, i just had a marmot dream...

Lance: Who did u fuck?

Albert: Gaby...

Lance: WOAH that's gross...

by Luchao February 21, 2009

Marmots

Collective noun: in the army the Marmots are the platoon equivalent of the "boy named sue." Marmots travel in packs and are often seen prowling, as that is their usual mode of transportation, they can prowl by foot, car, bike, boat, tank or any other means of transport.

A single marmot is the most fierce and deadly fighting machine in the united states military.

One would be terribly mistaken to underestimate a marmot, one cannot possibly overestimate the Marmots.

Did you see those Marmots?!?! I swear there was something between us and them.
There was, but that won't stop a Marmot on the prowl.

Death Dealer pog, "man who would want to he a marmot, out platoon name is more bad assed!"
Death Dealer grunt, "watch your mouth, they could kick your ass even if they were called the rainbow unicorns. It takes balls to carry a name like that with pride, and it takes a hell of a soldier to earn that name."

by marmot p. July 31, 2013