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Pocket Macarena

The act of patting down every pocket to ensure you've got all essentials with you before departing to your destination.
"Wait, do I have my keys? Let me do the Pocket Macarena just in case."
by rockSOX01 September 1, 2013
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macocious

A person who likes to mind other people's business;intentionally observing profiles on Facebook with the intent to find out the person's business and talk about it with other macos.
Rhonda is a very macocious woman, she is always up in my business.

Boy she could real maco people profile on facebook.
by Gizzy See March 12, 2011
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macaroon asshole

A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.
Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.
John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
by EazyEli February 24, 2017
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MacGruber

Saturday Night Live parody of the 80s TV show MacGyver. Like with MacGyver, the title character in this sketch uses common household items to help get out of danger, usually an impending explosion. One difference is that MacGruber needs something fairly disgusting to help carry out the task (i.e. a dog turd or human pube).

MacGruber and other characters spend so much time arguing that the room they're in explodes.
I'm not handing you that dog turd, MacGruber!

Okay, I'll get it myself.

ka-BLOOM!
by The Producer February 1, 2007
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Macer

someone who supports, loves, cares for, admires and looks up to Megan McKinley and Elizabeth Morgan Mace, respects and looks out for their fellow Macers, and finally, have a lot of swag.
by MacerForLife September 22, 2011
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macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton
"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."
by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016
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