macon

Macon’s are emotionless control freaks. They will never cry and have to have control of every situation.

His girlfriend Macon was on the edge of throwing fist when he wouldn’t stop crying about having to wash his feet.

macon by Cneil November 23, 2021

Macon

One sexy son of a gun. you’d be lucky to have him

Oh yea that’s macon right there

Macon by Hectagon January 28, 2022

Macon

Macon is a really handsome guy who has the tendency of being insecure but has no reason to be he’s funny asf and a big stoner he doesn’t take anything from no one he most likely has a short bitchy gf with anger issues who definitely has a j name

Macon wheres the vape

Macon by Jaymfla November 16, 2023

Macon

Macon is a tall hansome man whose gf is most likely a short bitch with anger issues definitely with a j name Macon is a big stoner and can be insecure sometimes but has no reason to be he only needs weed in his life

Macon is so hot

Macon by Jaymfla November 16, 2023

Macon Bookmark 

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

Macon Bookmark by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

Macon GA 

A slowly deteriorating city in the "Heart of Georgia" with high crime rates.

Macon GA is due for a big turn-around.

Macon GA by Toby Dauntless February 27, 2009

Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.

After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.

Macon Drunk by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011