Macgyver

the ability to use a dorito, some duct tape, and a paper clip to create a time machine.

I dont know what im talkin about.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

MacGyverbate

Pleasuring oneself using random household objects not typically incorporated in standard masturbation

The batteries in my fleshlight were dead, and I was fresh out of Jergens, so I busted open a can of biscuits and MacGyverbated.

by Prestoned October 3, 2012

macgyver

adj. One who performs great feats of ingenuity on a moments notice.

Tom just pulled a MavGyver. He made a helicoptor from two soda cans and a shoelace.

by MacGyver101 June 27, 2005

Lady MacGyver

A woman who solves her problems with whatever resources available. She has a "can-do" attitude and looks outside the box where she finds infinite possibilities. She often surprises herself with the results of her efforts. Also a BIG fan of duct tape.

Father: So the contractor won't be available to fix the loose tiles in the shower for another 2 weeks!

Daughter: Don't worry, Dad! Lady MacGyver, here! I made a temporary patch with a piece of plastic and water proof duct tape.

by BobbiGee June 27, 2016

MacGyver

v. 1. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand. 2. To jury-rig

n. Someone who can regularly cobble together solutions to problems using only the tools available at hand.

Your CD playa broke, huh? Gimme that string, a pencil, and a sock, and I'm a MacGyver it.

Man, I be a regular MacGyver when it comes to making bongs

by Eldezod June 17, 2004

macgyver

A man who can make everything from anything.

Some unknown facts about MacGyver:

Fact: On the 1st day, God created MACGYVER. On the 2nd day, God created knives and paperclips. On the 3rd day.. MACGYVER created everything else.

Fact: MACGYVER can invent 1000 different things using a ball of yarn and a pair of sunglasses. 999 of these things can kill a man. The remaining thing can kill a planet.

Fact: MACGYVER invented genocide using only blankets and smallpox.

Fact: The only thing that MACGYVER cannot produce with a soda can and an extension cord... is mercy.

Fact: One time, MACGYVER built a time machine out of an old refrigerator and a pocketwatch, and used it to travel to the ancient paradise of Atlantis. However, while there, he went on a drunken bender with with a magnifying glass and a book of matches. This area is now known as the Sahara.

Fact: Chuck Norris is an android built by MACGYVER in an attempt to find a worthy opponent.

Fact: Some crazy people claim that MACGYVER was just a TV character, played by Richard Dean Anderson. In actuality, Richard Dean Anderson was played by MACGYVER, and the show was a documentary, the events of which REALLY HAPPENED.

And the final Fact: Necessity is the mother of invention but... MACGYVER is the father.

by Bob Cardealer Lewis December 31, 2007

macgyvering

To tinker, using items not normally used for this purpose.

"I'm macgyvering, we'll see if this works."

by zoe1986 March 6, 2009