mystic 

A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo

Shut cho dumbass mystic ass up fucktard

mystic by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022

Mystic 

1. Referring to something cool or rare

2. Referring to an someone who makes something difficult seem effortless.

Person 1: What the heck!? He made that shot look easy!

Person 2: He’s totally mystic!

Mystic by May@Julia August 16, 2024

Mystic Messenger 

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.

My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?

Mystic Messenger by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))

all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now

Mystic Messenger by i crave death August 21, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

Mystic Messenger by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger 

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

what is mystic messenger

mystic messenger by booyavivi November 28, 2016

Mystic Messenger 

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

Mystic Messenger by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017