My dog stepped on a bee

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.

Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"

by ItsKelpy June 21, 2022

my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

My dog stepped on a bee

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!

Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022

My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023

My Dog Skohk

1. (n) The name of my dog. I love my dog so much. He's like SO much better than My Dog Skip.

2. Film produced to rival family movies like "My Dog Skip", "Lassie", and "Benji". And "Marmaduke". And "Bingo". And the "Beethoven" saga. And "Milo and Otis", to an extent. And "Homeward Bound". (And so on and so forth.)

scene where TIMMY takes his dog SKOHK to the VET. SKOHK is dying and TIMMY is saddened by this.

TIMMY: My dog Skohk is dying! It hurts to watch him fall when he tries to catch a frisbee or ball! cries.

VET: Yes, Timmy, it's a sad thing. But I'll warn you now, the more you play with your dog Skohk, the harder it will get.

by PennyCostal July 4, 2010

my dog Luna

she’s the best dog EVER, she can be a diva but she’s the cutest doggy ever

my dog Luna is the best

by robloxcrnn July 13, 2021

my dog ron faso me.

The story of Sara's life.

my dog ron faso me.

by Mr. Jack Square October 12, 2010