My cat Jeffery

My best friend in the whole wide world. He is orange, chonky, and has huge eyes. He likes to listen to Twenty One Pilots and Lana Del Rey, his favorite songs are Oh Ms Believer and National Anthem

My cat Jeffery is a Josh dun fan girl

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

my cat snowball

When somebody refers to their cat, of whom is named Snowball.

Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.

by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023

Ima put my cat on the mic

MEOOOOOOWWWW

Kid: Ima put my cat on the mic

Kid: MEOOOOOOWWWW

by Koreami March 26, 2022

You my cat, dawg

A phrase said to a true cat, when they a true dawg.

"You my cat, dawg"
*passes blunt*

"Thanks dawg"

"he's my cat"
"Dawg"

by Talonian July 25, 2016

Brush my cat

Grooming your pubic hair; commonly referring to a woman’s pubic hair.

“I gotta go brush my cat for my date later tonight. If you know what I mean.”

by Persefor. DickBaiter July 26, 2019