heat my beans

an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.
June: Oh, he could heat MY beans any day!
Katie: Yeah, he is so hot!
by Kate Heals October 12, 2008
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roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.
After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
by MLWriter March 28, 2019
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season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
by toiletjocky February 28, 2015
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Leon my beans

It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.
Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!
by The_girl_he_lost September 08, 2023
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Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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mocking my beans

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.
When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"
by luckylittleme June 18, 2009
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