Moab

Mother of all bullshit.

Trump has so many scandals going on he just dropped the Moab in Afghanistan to try and distract people. Sure wish the media would stfu about it.

by Steveo April 13, 2017

MOAB

Mother of all bombs
Massive ordanance air burst

The US armys pride and joy. Perfect example of the amercian way of life, if you can't beat them build something thats the biggest in the world and make it explosive. Maybe used as a deterance maybe used to mass cull humans or seagulls. 1/10th the power of a nuclear device but still powerful enough to destroy a city.

Can also relate to girls

Mother of all b*tc*es

radio: inbound MOAB keep clear of the area this ones gonna be big

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dude 1: dude look at that MOAB inbound
dude 2: evacuate the area shes gonna blow!

by shadow_fox April 11, 2005

MOAB

1. Mother of all Bombs
Has the power of a nuclear bomb, without the radiation.

Big ass mother fuckin' bomb.

by sizzlemynizzle April 4, 2003

MOAB

Mother-Of-All-Beers. Served at Slo-Pokes in dowtown Waco, TX. This 48 oz. beer is sure to start your night of right.

She had two MOABS and she was ready to go home with me!

by seaq4 January 30, 2005

Moab

The word which open mouthed eaters appear to repeat.

That dude next to me at the airport bar was Moab Moab Moab for his whole burger.

by Cylonics April 18, 2022

MOAB

Massive Ordinance Anal Burst. When you go to the bathroom and an explosion occurs causing in most cases...backsplash...

Dude...I just had a MOAB...Need a cleanup in stall three...

by Master of the MOAB July 30, 2009

MOAB

Money Over Any Bitch

MOAB
cash over ass
keeping your own money instead of spending it on a bitch

by UncleNaughtyFingers May 20, 2008