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Michelin Man

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.
Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!
by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019
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Michelin man

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man
You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
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five star Michelin

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion
by bangchansmissingsock August 26, 2020
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5 star michelin

A Australian boy from Straykids who is talented, very pretty. and married to this gorgeous bootiful man, Bangchan
Cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star Michelin.
by spearbld November 27, 2020
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Michelin Star Pussy

Pussy that tastes absolutely immaculate, like food from a Michelin star restaurant
Bro, I was hooking up w this girl last night and when I went down on her, I found out she had that Michelin Star Pussy. I stayed down there for 20 minutes eating her out
by invisibledeoderant July 25, 2023
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Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.
P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.
by Clypse:] January 21, 2009
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The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.
Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"
by That Guy's Mob of Cronies December 9, 2008
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