Meaty

the extra fat on your body that your friends are allowed to play with or squeeze

Jada: *has meaty*
Macy: *squeezes meaty*
Jada: Dont squeeze my meaty!

by itchinandburnin_stankyandfishy November 5, 2019

meaty beaty

Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.

That new guy doesn't do shit, he's such a meaty beaty. But ya know, he earned it!

by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019

meaty cunt

A vulva with big and protuberant pussy lips (just the inner or both).

"Many men like and prefer meaty cunts "

by Willhelmina Plowes May 7, 2015

meaty chud

A healthy log of turd

Mr. Garrison" Who left the meaty chud in the urinal"

by Bmart165 December 20, 2007

Meaty Lasagne

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.

by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

meaty tuck

When a drag queen doesn't tuck in his penis very well and still looks like he has a penis.

RuPaul: "That is one meaty tuck.... womp womp."

by Dr.Breezy March 5, 2016

Meaty Madness

a cluster of middle aged men trapping an Innocent women repeatedly beating her from their thunder from
Down under (dicks)

chick 1: why didn't Julie show up at dinner last night?

chick 2: she ran into a flak of meaty madness

chick 1: that explanes a lot

by modc June 21, 2011