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mcdonalds phlegm

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.
Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!
by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015
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mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.
Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns
by Kappa// August 21, 2016
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Mcnasty

A rainbow six seige youtuber who is a box head and got views from his friend The Dooo being a virgin.
One sec mom Mcnasty is making racist jokes.
by Cosmxc69 August 13, 2020
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McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Tate Mcdonald

Stupidest nigga on Earth, he's only worried about "the gang" as well as "the bag". Pinnacle of white scum, nigga is circumcised. Uh.
I didn't qualify for the military because my IQ is 55, almost as low as Tate Mcdonald's!
by Dis Nigg a March 21, 2020
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McConaughey

To think out loud while obviously stoned
Joe loves to McConaughey in his new Buick, must be because he's tripping balls all the time
by preppyaf February 17, 2015
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McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this
McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8
by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018
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