May 2nd

National let your best friend suck your boobs when you're walking home day

Hey can I suck you boobies?
Why?
It's May 2nd.

by I eat balls toilet paper May 1, 2022

May 2nd

The most fabulous and prestigious person was born on this. Might be a little chaotic too-

HEY LOOK ITS AKNAIRP! SHE'S WAS BORN ON MAY 2ND -TOO COOL DUDE TOO COOL

by Aknairp_ August 26, 2021

May 2nd

May 2nd is send your boyfriend a 🍑 picture day

Boy: HEY, my gf just sent me 🍑 pics!!
Y/n: Yea, its May 2nd

by Layy😘👍 May 2, 2022

may 2nd

May 2nd is National Cut every mans Hand off Day! If a man touches you just grab your handy dandy knife and chop it off(: don’t worry about the cops because if it’s a man, CHOP IT OFF😫

girl: please don’t touch me, it’s may 2nd.
guy: or what babe😉
girl: *chops hand off*

by femalecock on tiktok😉 April 12, 2021

May 2nd

Meg's birthday :0. The day Mae Mae slams her dick into the fridge the many times of her age.

Uh oh. Its May 2nd, Meg's about to slam her dick in the fridge door 14 times

by Mae 🌻 October 16, 2019

May 2nd

This is a day where only one person matters. You don’t if you’re birthday is on this day. Sucks to stuck

Today is May 2nd

by Yule face October 27, 2019

may 2nd 2008

The most hottest person is born on this day he will come into your life and will save you from the darkness

Omg he’s born on may 2nd 2008

by The honest narwhal November 22, 2021