May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!
chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.
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National post all sort of shit about your friends day.
Hey what's the day today?

MY BFF JACK IS A DOUCHE. MAY 2
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May 2 is to thank the people who dispose and reuse the waste
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May 2

International Dab day! A tradition started by GOT7s Bambam aka DabDab.
Person 1: “it’s may 2

Person 2: “it’s International Dab Day!”
Person 3: “men ready your stations!”

Every person on planet earth proceeds to dab till sunset
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On may 2 you and me going to Netflix and chill if you know what I mean?😏
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show your nudes on ft ;)
May 2 is nude day its so butiful
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If you were born on May 2, your soulmate's name begins with the letter "N". You don't know it yet but when you meet them for the first time you'll know right then and there that they're the love of your life. You will fall in love with them very young and have a long lasting relationship. Nobody will ever compare to them no matter how many other people you meet in your life.
Person 1: Man I wish I can just meet my soulmate already

Person 2: When's your birthday?
Person 1: May 2
Person 2: Oh, then look out for people with the letter N
Person 1: Why?
Person: Cause he/she has your heart
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