Masala blog

A blog that excessively indulges in yellow journalism and celebrity worshipping.
It's the blog version of a tabloid, usually lacks original content but tries to pretend like it's very essential for the internet community.

masala blogs are maintained to keep people's low self-esteems hidden

by maapi October 03, 2006

Masala Queen

A gay man who prefers men of Indian or Asian origin

John is such a masala queen, he's had a different shag every night since being in Mumbai

by masala-queen June 06, 2010

Masala Chip

gods gift of a meal..(nicer with nan bread)

'reeet mucker, where u heading?'
'away fora a masala chip mate, u coming?'
'yeah i love those things'

by CheeeeeeeeZeee June 21, 2009

chicken tikka masala

the best ndn food on the planet

period.

Waiter at an Indian Restuarant: What will you be having tonight?
You: Naan and Chicken Tikka Masala
Waiter: Best choice ever made

by Jerry Boi November 10, 2007

chicken tikka masala

The bomb dig of Indian food.

Chicken tikka masala is amazing.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

Chicken Tikka Masala

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"

Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."

by bubba666 August 24, 2012

Tikka masala

The word Tikka masala mean to have violent sex with more that 3 children at the same time

Yesterday night I invited the neighbours kids over for a tikka masala

by sexyinvert December 21, 2021