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magic marker

After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away
Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!
by Ay-yo-gray-suit March 4, 2017
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Find the Markers

A game in Roblox where you find a lot of markers.
Guy#1: Let's find all the markers!

Guy#2: I will, because I love Find the Markers
by BuddyMaddie March 31, 2022
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marker fuck

when an individual passes out drunk with his/her shoes on, they become grafitti art to any other blacked out individual with a marker
A:Lets go marker fuck disrespekdahl.
B:Aight brah.
by pseudoname April 9, 2005
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Hit Marker

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill
FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER
by tman7442 December 26, 2011
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sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.
... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.
by max j July 14, 2005
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marker queen

A girl that masturbates so vigorously with a marker that the cap gets lodged in her vaginal cavity and must be removed by a doctor
Did you hear about Alison? She had to go to the ER last night because she's a marker queen.
by Ed Huntet April 3, 2019
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Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.
Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020
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