Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
by Titan2014 July 01, 2017
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The Maraca

The Maraca is achieved when someone inserts their massive throbbing cock into someone else's anus or vagina and thrashes it around inside them until the other persons ribs shatter. The broken bits of ribs should produce a rattling sound when the person is shaken.
Yea Tim, I turned Stacy into The Maraca last night.
by Shrub Toss May 29, 2016
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the Maraca

While the male is bent over on all fours he tucks his Penis and Testical''s rearward between the legs so the package is hanging out behind, while the partner grabs the shaft and plays it like a Maraca.
She played the Maraca last night to the rhythm of the night.
by Sir Dr. Grant December 31, 2020
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Mental Maracas

When you shake your pill bottles like maracas.
Kayleigh: “Lily, look at my mental maracas!”

*shakes pill bottles*
Lily: “you freak.”
by Kaw209 February 09, 2025
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Coffin Maracas

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
by Cavejoncen October 23, 2019
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Wet Maraca

When you jizz in another’s mouth and then they shake like they’re having a seizure
thought I almost had to take her to the doctors after I gave her a wet maraca.
by SantaaClaus August 04, 2024
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