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Magnificent Whore

Any woman who makes sex with her man a Pleasurable Priority. She wears sexy costumes, talks dirty, watches porn with him, swallows, uses sex props, and she constantly mixes-it-up with all sorts of sexual delights, such as: shower sex, blow jobs, hand jobs, rimming or anal sex. She is her man's Personal Porn Star. A total Sex Goddess, who is always his soft place to fall.
"Jared respected and valued his partner because she was always a Magnificent Whore in the bedroom."
by Nannette LaRee Hernandez March 16, 2018
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Magnificent Beast

A Sexy Individual, Confident walk and all round greatness glowing around them. Bit like a Sexy Beast but with a lot more to them then looks
Guy 1: "You see that MILF across the road"
Guy 2: "My god, She is a Magnificent Beast !"
by Duck Of Super July 22, 2010
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Magnificent Mick

Magnificent mick is where one urinates on the chest of his spouse and makes the spouse drink it through a straw
When your spouse is playing up or being annoying. Awh I might give Estelle a magnificent mick tonight
by Allison 123 February 11, 2021
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magnificent hair

extremely long hair on a female, well beyond the shoulders!

this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?

this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
that is the most magnificent hair i have seen in a good while!! (response) -truly! -the mind wanders......!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
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Magnificent Groundpounders

"I told my wife to show me her Magnificent Groundpounders. I ended up sleeping on the sofa."
by Netsforex January 15, 2021
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magnificent seven

the experience of ejaculating into all of the available orifices on a womans body.see also magnificent six
didnt go out last night,i just stayed in and gave the wife a magnificent seven.
by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
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magnificent 7

when at a bar with 6 friends and its time leave for whatever reason and one, many or all of your party is displeased with the service of the bar staff a magnificent 7 may be called.
this requires all 7 people to urinate into a pint glass. next place a bar coaster over the top of the glass, tip the glass upside down and place onto the bar. the coaster is then removed leaving the air locked urine in the glass.
the beauty of the magnificent 7 is that once a glass has been removed by the bar staff the urine will cover the bar and staff and after which the bar staff will realize there is still another 6 glasses to remove.
person a; hey man did you go out last night?
person b; yeah mate just went down the local with the boys!
person a; ohh yeah how was it?
person b; yeah not to bad heyy, davvo wasnt to happy with the bartender so he called a magnificent 7, poor girl think it was he first night on the job
by payno/allroundsickbloke May 26, 2010
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