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Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."
by Information Douglas June 3, 2014
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Dick Maggots

Those little bugs that crawl around the end of your knob screamingSkiddley doo doo”. Dick maggots are all homosexual so they love bareback.
Far out my Dick Maggots are itchy!!
by Derrick Rolland May 9, 2018
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Maggots

a group of crazy motherfuckers who will beat the livin shit out of each other when a heavy or nu metal song is on. normally hang in packs with other maggots and will never back down from fights
Did you see the maggots?" "Yea dude they were beating the hell out of each other listening to heavy metal!
by Maggot Shadow931 April 8, 2011
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groin maggots

Anything in or around the groin that moves independent of the bearer, male or female.
Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!

Monica: groin maggots
by Drexel P Cat August 22, 2011
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breathing maggots

A term often used by old people to explain the feeling of being hot and sweaty, also can be said as "breeding maggots".
Dale: arnt you hot wearing that coat?

Grandma Jam: eeeeee im breathing maggots

Dale: You must be cos im sweating cobs.
by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006
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Maggots

Lice in the pubic hair, generally of a female.
She never washed down there, so she had to get treated for maggots.
by Gail Green December 31, 2008
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