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Lecturing

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.
Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018
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Lecture

A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.
I have a three hour lecture!
by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006
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Hannibal Lecter

Coolest Book charector ever? Quite Possible. Was in 3 movies, who was portrayed by Anthony Hopkins (Who was an INCREDIBLE Hannibal) and 3 Books (Red Dragon First, Then Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal Last) which was written by Thomas Harris (Who is one of the BEST writers ever, alongside of Stephen King) If you were fortunite to see Silence of the Lambs, you would know the greatness of Hannibal Lecter. How he seems to be your friend, how he is calm even when he kills people, how he knows everything that is happeneing, and he never loses his cool. Hannibal PWNS j00
"He dosn't kill because he is insane, he kills because he likes it"
- Will Graham, Red Dragon

If you have not seen The Silence of the Lmbs, Red Dragon or Hannibal, go out and buy it at blockbluster. And then read the books :)

Every Halloween, I have a Hannibal Lecter mask on, I scare everyone I meet.
by Super Spikes October 12, 2005
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Phantom lecture

A lecture which a student turns up to, only to realise that there is neither lecturer nor other students anywhere to be seen, even though said student is certain he/she is in the correct place.
noun. Phantom lecture

Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"

Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."
by jonnytee November 19, 2009
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lecturerection

Gaining an erection during a class/lecture at school or college.
"I can't believe I got a lecturerection during my differential geometry lecture. What the fuck is wrong with me?"
by wl2009 February 19, 2009
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lectra

A girl that’s hotter, sexier, and nicer than anyone or anything to ever walk this world. She can make you fall in love with her by just looking at you. Hands down the best thing to ever happen to this world.
Damn lectra is hot as fuck.
by Da fuckin plug May 20, 2018
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secret lecture crush

A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.
boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
by foxychik572 March 22, 2013
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