Lump

Someone who tries to make fun of another but ends up offending every single person in this world using baseless accusations.

"That guy tried to make fun of me but ended up being a lump.

by Noobyrex March 7, 2014

Lumping

When you too fat to jump so you end up only lumping.

i tried to jump on my man but ended up lumping on his legs

by Jenniegonewild January 14, 2017

Lump

Lump is a useless husband who doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, or doesn't do household chores.

When I got home today, Lump was playing videogames and hadn't fed the kids.

Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.

by Evelle1 January 25, 2017

$lump

One of the fastest talking packers in the discord community hes the chosen one he thrashes the treeshes that stand in his way and puts them ina genjutsu of eternal violation he also low mics his opponents that are on pc with his mobile device making it worse for the enemies reputation he is the chosen one , the almight

Fans: IS THAT $LUMP YOOOO

Fans: $lump packs so fast.i dont know how he does it,he’s unhuman!

by $lump December 13, 2020

Lump

a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for sex by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy

Hey, is Sean going to bring his lump over tonight? Doesn't he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?

by yo ma March 7, 2003

lumped

Getting dumped while in the middle of getting laid...

I started to dump her after dinner but she started rubbing my thigh, so instead I said it mid-coitus. I think it was her first time getting lumped...

by thehendrizzleshow June 5, 2015

lump

Widely known in casino culture as a craps dealer who simply does not belong on the game, either due to a lack of skill, knowledge or personality.

The craps crew is going out for a Jager-bomb buffet after work and not inviting the lump.

by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010