Lukewarm Leeroy

This is a sexual maneuver involving feces, proper planning, and the element of surprise. Below is the full description of how to perform a Lukewarm Leeroy.

1. Prior to intercourse, one sex partner must defecate onto a plate without the other sex partner's knowledge. Keeping the plate of feces secret is key.

2. Once the defecating sex partner completes his bowel movement, the fecal plate should be hidden and kept secret from the other sex partner until just the right moment.

3. With the plate of dung hidden, the sexual partners should proceed to have a nice session of lovemaking.

4. At the height of mutual climax, the preparer of the plate of defecation should immediately and quickly run to grab the hidden plate of excrement.

5. With the tainted flatware in hand, the fecal bearing sex partner should run frantically screaming towards the unsuspecting sex partner and violently
throw the plate of crap at the person's chest.

Note: It is common to scream "Leeroy Jenkins!!!!" before throwing the plate of defecation at the utterly shocked sex partner. This phenomenon along with the close relation to the sexual move the "Hot Karl" is where the name Lukewarm Leeroy was derived (the dung is no longer "hot" since it was sitting on a plate, hence the "lukewarm" phrasing).
I gave my ex-bitch a Lukewarm Leeroy and now she is in a mental institution. She still hasn't recovered from the shock of me running at her full speed with a plate full of crap while screaming "Leeroy Jenkins" and then throwing it at her chestal region with all my might right after we had sex.
by Dos Scoops May 8, 2008
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Lukewarm Charlie

Lukewarm Charlie -
When lying down with your partner, their head is on your lap, but more so in between your legs rather than on them. You discretely fart, but with enough force that they feel it against their face and get a lukewarm sensation.
Depending on the outcome, especially if he/she isn't discusted, the Lukewarm Charlie is the prelude for a Hot Carl.
Frankie: "Hey, how do you ask if a girl is into hot Carls, without freaking her out?"

Tim: "Give her a Lukewarm Charlie first, if she's into it she won't be discusted."
by Jamesleeharrington October 13, 2013
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lukewarm fan

Someone who claims to be a huge fan of of a musician or band, but really only know one or two songs by them. It's extremely annoying.
Simple bitch: Omg I LOVE Ed Sheeran so much!
Actual fan: Oh really, what songs of his do you like?
Simple bitch: Lego house!
Actual fan: Me too, any others?
Simple bitch: Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Actual fan: My bad, didn't realize you were a lukewarm fan.
Simple bitch: Wha?
Actual fan: Bye bitch.
by BunnyBoneCrusher January 25, 2014
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Lukewarm Leeroy

This is a sexual maneuver involving feces, proper planning, and the element of surprise. Below is the full description of how to perform a Lukewarm Leeroy.

1. Prior to intercourse, one sex partner must defecate onto a plate without the other sex partner's knowledge. Keeping the plate of feces secret is key.

2. Once the defecating sex partner completes his bowel movement, the fecal plate should be hidden and kept secret from the other sex partner until just the right moment.

3. With the plate of dung hidden, the sexual partners should proceed to have a nice session of lovemaking.

4. At the height of mutual climax, the preparer of the plate of defecation should immediately and quickly run to grab the hidden plate of excrement.

5. With the tainted flatware in hand, the fecal bearing sex partner should run frantically screaming towards the unsuspecting sex partner and violently
throw the plate of crap at the person's chest.

Note: It is common to scream "Leeroy Jenkins!!!!" before throwing the plate of defecation at the utterly shocked sex partner. This phenomenon along with the close relation to the sexual move the "Hot Carl" is where the name Lukewarm Leeroy was derived (the dung is no longer "hot" since it was sitting on a plate, hence the term "lukewarm").
I gave my ex-girlfriend a Lukewarm Leeroy and now she is in a mental institution. She still hasn't recovered from the shock of me running at her full speed with a plate full of crap while screaming "Leeroy Jenkins" and then throwing it at her chest with all my might right after we had sex.
by Reynold Tucan May 9, 2008
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lukewarm lasagna

To have sex with a woman while she is having her period.
"C'mon, let's have sex."
"But I'm having my period!"
"I don't mind a lukewarm lasagna!"
by fjdiaosdjfkma October 24, 2006
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lukewarm enemy

A person who is probably one of your closest friends but neither of you acknowledges that fact. They're somewhere between mortal enemy and best friend, hence the term "lukewarm".
Person One: Oh, is that your best friend? You hang out with them a lot.

Person Two: No, that's just my lukewarm enemy. It's a love-hate thing.
by scramble21 June 22, 2020
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lukewarm mood

A lukewarm mood is like your agitated it's not red hot so your not extremely mad but you're slightly annoyed.
Darth Vader telling me he was my father set me into a lukewarm mood for eternity.
by itspancakes510 March 10, 2018
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