Lukewarm

Luke says it is warm. No it is not. Who does Luke think he is? He must be a dumb little bingus dingus.

Person 1: This tea is lukewarm
Person 2: Man, this Luke is an idiot. He is a dumb little bingus dingus for thinking that the tea is warm.

by BaguetteCat November 12, 2023

Lukewarm

A guy named Luke who fumbled an absolute gal because he was warm but all he gave was Lukewarm when all she needed was warm

Girl: It's just not going any further, it's like he's keeping me at a distance where it's just enough but isn't

Friend 1: oouch, seems he did a lukewarm on you huh?.

by yawaoG ylS May 18, 2025

Lukewarm coffee

when a mildly attractive woman invites a man into her home/apartment after a date to have coitus

man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again

by idakothetricky June 28, 2012

lukewarm beans

something is cool, but not as cool to deserve the term "cool beans" therefore is moderate or temperately lukewarm

fuckboy: *sends generic dik pik*
me: lukewarm beans
fuckboy: wut
me: lukewarm beans means it's not cool bruh. ur dik is small af.

by santafucks June 5, 2015

lukewarm tang

Often believed to be mythological, this well preserved, room temperature vagina has been witnessed engaging in such acts as penile insertion. As to not confuse lukewarm tang with the orange drink, remember that said vagina belongs to a female and does not inhabit a foil pouch.

I'm snagging that lukewarm tang later if it's on the menu. Shamwow.

by the big dipper February 16, 2009

lukewarm diarrhea

Lukewarm diarrhea is the exact opposite of hot shit.

You think you're hot shit but you're more like lukewarm diarrhea.

by Thequick April 24, 2008

Lukewarm Minute

A separate form of the terms "Hot Minute" and "Cold Minute"

Means seconds.

Danny : "Hey man, wanna come over and play some fortnite?"
Jojo: "Yeah I'll be there in a Lukewarm Minute"
*Arrives at house*
Jojo : "Dude, are you beating one out in here?!?!?"
Danny : "YOU SAID I HAD A LUKEWARM MINUTE!!!!!"

by simonthedigger June 10, 2018