lizzard

AKA lot lizzard...
trucker term used on the CB meaning a prostitute that works usually in truckstops or rest areas

Any lot lizzards out here tonight? I gotta get laid!

by hoosierhotlips (Roadway driver) May 19, 2006

Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.

Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"

by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011

lizzard

heinous girl who thinks shes the bomb

Mike- Check out that girl
Suppa- Damn Lizzard

by Suppa February 6, 2007

Lizzard

A burley snaggle-toothed woman who is addicted to pain medication and living off of others like a blood-sucking leech.

DAMN! Susan is a stankin' ass lot lizzard!

by beetoven September 26, 2010

Lezzard

A portmanteau of the two words, lesbian and lizard, meaning basically someone who is female and is attracted to women. The "lizard" doesn't have much to do with the meaning, but lets be honest... it just sounds good.
Coined in early April of 2007, it came to be used as either an insult to the same effect as gay or a term of endearment if so chosen, depending entirely on the tone with which it was delivered.

NB: meant in a non homophobic way.

Marianne: Why are you so gay?
Spenser: Why are you such a lezzard?

by Spenser (with an "s" because he's cool) December 15, 2008

Lizzard Teats

Blizzard Treats at Dairy Queen

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"

by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009

Lizzard Sniffer

person who likes to smell reptile like penis

I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!

by the junk puncher April 30, 2009