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Tall, sexy, incredibly naughty ass motherf#ck@r with the biggest heart and the kindest soul imaginable. (The humor it is a little dark but the soul is golden) You will never go through your troubles alone if you have a Lourens. Also a depressed potato who loves hugs and affection. Your heart, secrets and vulnerabilities are safe when befriending or dating a Lourens.
No, Lourens. You can not post that dark meme on the group. Yes, it will offend people
Lourens by Cuddlyclingypotato November 23, 2021
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Laurentian 

A graduate of St. Lawrence University in Canton, NY.

You'll probably be able to recognize a Laurentian when you see one, because they are attractive, intelligent, and enjoyable to be around. The chose to come to SLU because they wanted to not only get an elite Liberal Arts education, but also enjoy their college days. Laurentians are athletic, very preppy, and know how to handle alcohol. They have school pride and will end up rich.
Person 1: "Wow, he was awesome!"
Person 2: "I know right, is every St. Lawrence Grad like that?"
Laurentian: "Yep, every single one of us."
Laurentian by SLUzer4Life May 15, 2016
huge cock, gets all the pussy and is stupid
Lourens Huge cock
Lourens by bigboywigga April 18, 2018

Laurentian Hot

Used in contrast to the regular definition of hot(Where one would be smoking at 10 and hideous at 0), A Laurentian Hot would be comparable to a regular Hot's 5
Rosie O'Donnell is Laurentian Hot
Laurentian Hot by DCDCdam May 15, 2007
Lourena's are nice sweet types of girls. Most of the time they are happy they have a very good personality. But when I comes to singing it's not her best. She will better off just play her piano
That girl is such a Lourena she has mad piano skills
lourena by Laricutey22 February 19, 2017

Laurentian Elites 

The self-appointed rulers of Canada who portray themselves as the natural rulers of the country and incorrectly believe they have some relevance, and who drip with smarmy, poncing ways. Usually used in a derogatory sense by people in the West; often for the central Canadian habit of supporting corrupt family dynasty rulers who are the love child of Fidel Castro.
The rest of Canada would love to leave, if only to get away from the unbearable Laurentian Elites.
Laurentian Elites by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019

Laurentia 

She a rude ass motha fuckin bitch with a torn ACL but she beautiful anyways and she a great friend
1 human: Damn that girl murdered me and now I haunt her
2 human: She must’ve been a Laurentia
Laurentia by Tessyourawesomefriend November 24, 2018