Louisiana Hotplate 

Essentially the same as a cleveland steamer but with an added layer of protection: a layer of Saran wrap. It is the sexual act in which a person craps on another person's chest and sits down and rocks back and forth on the turd. Makes cleanup a breeze too.

After watching a special on dateline, Jane became so worried about std's that we had to sub-in a Louisiana Hotplate instead of the usual cleveland steamer

Louisiana Hotplate by Holloway11b June 24, 2010

Louisiana hotpocket 

The act of someone shitting in a girls vagina and then fucking it in and out.

Boy: have you ever gotten a Louisiana hotpocket?
Girl: ya my vagina was dry so the guy shit in it
Boy: can I try?
Girl: eww no it's disgusting

Louisiana hotpocket by Hornyteen13 April 5, 2009

Louisiana Hotstick 

While doing a chick doggy-style, one pulls his dick out and rubs it in the pool of dip-spit he's deposited on the small of his mate's back and proceeds to re-insert.

When I gave Edna the ol' Louisiana Hotstick, she bucked around like a bronco on Friday night!

Louisiana Hotstick by wwhite mann August 29, 2006

Luisiana Hot Stick 

The sexual act when while doing anal pull, take the tobacco dip from your lip, put it in your partners anus, and keep fucking

After my baseball games, i love giving my girlfriend a luisiana hot stick with my lefover dip

Luisiana Hot Stick by superPanda November 5, 2012

Louisiana Hotdog Stand 

When you have a girl take your food and dip it into her colostomy bag for extra flavoring.

"Hey man, Take your Coxinha to Rito, she'll give it the ol' Louisiana Hotdog Stand. Makes it taste 100% better. "

Louisiana Hotdog Stand by 4Evers June 14, 2018

Louisiana Hotrod 

The result of a heated clothes hanger, being deliberately inserted into ones rectum. Spices are added to enhance sensation.

“She gave me a Louisiana Hotrod last night.”

Louisiana Hotrod by Jay Myles January 13, 2019