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Black Lotus

The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.

This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00

This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+
by Psydon May 13, 2005
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Lotus Elise

A very fast, ultra lightweight, aluminum chassis, hand built british sports car that has better grip than virtually anything on the market today (more than an enzo). This machine was designed to own the track, and should only be sold to buyers with a certain degree of driving skill, not posers who just want to look cool.
The Lotus Elise came to America in 2005.
by Wayne234 November 13, 2005
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lofsky

A slang term for weed. Comes from the character 'Budlofsky' from Pineapple Express. Instead of saying "bud", say "lofsky", to cover up the word's true meaning. Used mostly in North Jersey
Alright, Molner, no funny business there's a large amount of lofsky in the car.
by covenant 525 January 21, 2011
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Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.
“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”
by Haripu sea June 4, 2021
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Flying Lotus

The freshest and illest experimental hip hop producer in the game. Flying Lotus is often compared to the late great J Dilla, but has no doubt developed a style of his own. He often fuses genres other then hip hop such as ambient, electronic, jazz, glitch, chiptune, and dubstep. He is the future of raw original hip hop. Check out his label at brainfeeder.com for news and similar artists.
Floss: "Man hip hop is dead."
B: "Check out Massage Situation by Flying Lotus."
Floss: "Holy shit son!"
by Beezy- August 17, 2009
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LOTMS

"Life on the murder scence" a documentry on the band My Chemical Romance.
Suzett:Hey, have you seen LOTMS yet?
MEHGAN:Yeah, it was kick ass!!
by xxviolettxx May 23, 2007
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Lotus Inn

The place for all limelights and wdwers to hang out with the boysssssssssss
And also a place for people to timetravel although it is banned there :/
Y'all wanna go to the Lotus Inn for those cool purple drinks later with Jonah? Yeah sure girl
Which room did you guys book at the Lotus Inn? I'm room 25 :)
by baby dazai is so cute December 15, 2020
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