Lochlan

Perfect and Invisible. The apex of human achievement. The personification or god. Equipped with a large shlong.

He revolutionized the Indian Caste system! What an absolute Lochlan!

by Abstractnumber March 9, 2021

Lochlann

Awsome dude with a great taste in women if he likes you then your a lucky girl

Lochlann is epic ;)

by Truth teller 59 October 15, 2019

Lochlan Moment

A moment where is is very cringe and awkward

Girl: My Grandma just died
Me: Lochlan Moment

by Locstar2022 February 18, 2022

Loshan

A small lanky kid who is annoying to everyone. He thinks he is the best at video games but he is really bad

Vibeesh is such a loshan

by Vibeeshisgay February 8, 2019

lochlan

a guy who dates a lot of girls just for the sake of having a girlfriend

jeez that lochlan on to one over to the next

by datsurfchick June 24, 2014

Lochlan Ralph

Lochlan Ralph a person who can not comprehend the idea of asking for help

Man I cant get this done but I dont want help I'm a Lochlan Ralph

by I like tiddy March 30, 2021

Lochlan

Most amazing man to exist. He seems very dumb at times but believe it or not he does have common sense! He can be very sweet at times and jokingly a jerk at other times. He is a good man though. He is very chill and easy to talk to. Very easily trusted. If you have a lochlan in your life, keep him, he's a good one.

Person one: hey do you know lochlan?

Person two: yea he's really cool!! :DD

by Gay09 February 22, 2022