Paki loomer

A middle eastern rug merchant (derogatory).

He says he's in the import/export business, but I think he's just a Paki loomer.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Loomer [Person]

Somebody from the age of 0 to 10

Me- are you a loomer zoomer or boomer Them- I am 9 I am a loomer person

by Randyyeet January 9, 2020

Loomer

Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet

Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!

by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023

Loomered

Catching syphilis after having unprotected sex.

I raw-dogged that hooker Friday night and got Loomered.

by T-Dizzl3 April 11, 2024

Loomer

To masturbate a man’s throbbing cock with feet

Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!

by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023

Loomered

Being unfairly and unexpectedly fired from your job at the request of a far-right conspiracy theorist, for not being sufficiently insane or supportive of a dictator.

The intelligence director; the senior director for legislative affairs; the senior director overseeing technology and national security; the senior director for international organizations. They all got loomered, they no longer work for the government.

by RMI2087 May 10, 2025

Loomer

A liberal baby boomer

That was a close election. That's because every loomer in the country came out to vote.

by Smac613 April 24, 2025