longback jack

a guy with an abnormally long spine, usually can be found in biology classes being tormented for his unfortunate state and is commonly associated with grapes.

'hey longback jack ford, how did you manage to get in the door?!'

by clomofo January 7, 2010

Longbackasaurus

A female with very little or NO ASS whatsoever. Males will not be attracted to longbackasauruses at all.

Justin: "Man, Jess and Kyllie sure are Longbackasauruses."
Shayne: "Yeah, they have no ass at all!"
Grant: "Their jeans are baggy, that's how little ass they have"

by 69me February 1, 2010

Longback

To have no arse. Just a long back.

Check that girl out!

Fuck that longback you'll break her!

by Gox888 May 6, 2019

Longblacklog

A long black lot as a reference to a blacks males large penis size the long black part speaks for itself but the log is for the long strate shape of the will

OMG he's longblacklog is so hot I want some of that natural beauty

by That-guy1111 December 26, 2016

Longback

A being with an overly lengthy back that sways in a snake like motion while walking

That dog is a real longback
He looks like one of those longbacks

by hammy2024 July 31, 2024