The London Fog

when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.
man, you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog
by DJ Raven December 13, 2008
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Dirty London Fog

A British sex move that is both incredibly tame, yet some how makes both people uncomfortable. The man blows gently on the woman's neck, bites her, then apologizes with "Sorr, Mommy..."
My mother emasculated me again in front of my girlfriend, so later that night I gave my girl a Dirty London Fog
by Khaigh11 August 27, 2022
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London Fog Horn

During fellatio the recipiant jabs the donor's chest directly between the lungs. The donor then reacts by expelling a prolonged deep tone, comparable to that of a fog horn.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a London Fog Horn. It woke my grandmother up.
by Garyland May 29, 2008
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London Fog

When a male ejaculates onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.
David enjoyed watching Daniel struggle to see after the London Fog David surprised him with.
by the.sweetness January 02, 2015
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London fog

I busted in the girls eye she had London fog!
by Ballzdeep84 September 19, 2016
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london fog

Something that's not sexual but sounds very sexual
by SandPie July 30, 2021
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London fog

When you tang somebody after you dip the dick and balls in milk.
by XHennessyx May 01, 2023
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