by O'Hare Air January 2, 2017
Get the The Lorax mug.During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.
Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.
The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012
Get the Bi-lonajob mug.A condition of the hands which impairs ability to type. Symptoms include inability to use the spacebar and using the spacebar one letter too early/too late, as well as adding/dropping/replacing letters at random.
Someone with loaxy would type like this:
S othe other day i wad att he store and ibough tsime kush.
(as in, "So the other day, I was at the store and i bought some kush.
S othe other day i wad att he store and ibough tsime kush.
(as in, "So the other day, I was at the store and i bought some kush.
by angelofdeth92195 April 7, 2011
Get the Loaxy mug.In "Weekend at Bernie's" the lead character Bernie Lomax dies. For some reason his body moves when music is played. So when a friend passes out at a bar and reawakens during loud music and starts drunk dancing it is the Bernie Lomax.
Derock drank 4 gin and tonics in 30 minutes and passes out. Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" comes on he gets up and starts rockin' out. He just pulled a Bernie Lomax.
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Get the lorax lookin ass mug.Lona this is my request, I'm so in love with you, you complete me and always make me smile. I'm too scared to ask in person but if you ever see this please know how i feel - Anonymous
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