lonely stoner

one who has or tends to smoke weed by themselves; someone who is always high on their own

"she went out to spark a bowl but didn't invite any of us"
"obviously, she's a lonely stoner!"

by bong beauty :* January 28, 2014

Lonely Car Syndrome

Also known as Lonely Vehicle Syndrome, it is a disease affecting drivers of all makes and models. Persons afflicted with this disease can be identified by the following symptom. Despite having their pick of any spot in the entire parking lot, they will pull into the spot right next to your car. The doors of their vehicle are then thrown open with wild abandon, colliding with your car, leaving a fantastic dent.

Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.

The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.

You wouldn't take the urinal right next another guy, when there are 2 open spots to either side of him. You wouldn't sit right beside another person in a movie theatre, if the rest of the row was empty.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.

by J. Agnew May 4, 2009

Popular Loner

A person who stays to themself, but is loved/liked by many

That guy Doug is really a popular loner!

by OhYeahWuan July 19, 2019

Loneliness

That empty, dark, hopeless feeling you have. Maybe it's after losing a loved one, or maybe it's just the fact that you woke up in the middle of the night to feel the other side of the bed is vacant.

It's a terrible, terrible thing... Having a long, cold stretch of loneliness wash over you

by Karuna Jaeger February 11, 2017

Loner

Someone who would rather be alone then with others, but this doesn't bother them, in fact they like it. It gives then time to be themselves, without having to worry about being judged by others. They may not talk the most, but when you just give them a chance they can be a friend that will never leave your side, especially when you need them the most.

hey look at that kid in the corner sitting by himself, he's such a loner

by Blinkerrr April 12, 2015

Loane

Loane is a normally a lovely person, But sometimes it’s not the case, if you wake her up with an attitude against her she will get SUPER MAD 😡. It’s commonly a girls name.

Loane is amazing

by My baritone August 8, 2020

lone rider

Someone who genuinely prefers to be on their own than in a relationship and may have never had one. They like having friends but could easily cut them from their life if needs be and move on. However sometimes lone riders like to feel needed but once shit gets serious they disappear.

Boy: I want to be with you

Girl: we're better as friends

Boy: your impossible

Girl: I'm a lone rider

by Bountyhunter November 22, 2014