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Dick-slap Logic

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.
My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.
by General TWSSman October 1, 2010
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Disney Logic

when in life you do everything wrong but you think in the end everything will just work out all in your favor.
Kids growing up, if they follow the examples they see in a walt disney movie,Like do it your own way, hell with the rules, then it all works out in the end,So not like real life,its"Disney Logic"to think this way
by Gonzo fan April 13, 2009
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dean logic

a state of confusion resulting from being the therefore mentioned Dean. common sense and the ability to reason are askewed in a manner reflecting "the new breed of man"
Just because that girl said hi to you doesnt mean she is in love with, man you have some Dean logic; by the way, she was a sea donkey anyway.
by spank e monk e August 27, 2004
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dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.
1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!
by dookied July 23, 2006
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Dope Logic

Dope Logic is the thought process of some one that is horribly, excessively baked, stoned, high (whatever you call it in your area). Signs of Dope Logic include saying 'man' a lot or 'dude' (esp. in california). Another sign is half completed thoughts.
(smokin' the herb)
AJ - "Dude... I'm so baked... It's like.... I don't know...
Billy - "Yeah man, this is some straight like, Dope Logic... or some shit man, hehehehe."
AJ - "Dope Logic? Where'd you come up with that shit dude? That's fuckin'... like... perfect to describe the fuckin'.... situation I guess, hehehe."
Billy - "Man I don't know... shit just like.... I don't know, it comes to me. Like a fuckin'... uhh... fuckin'... I don't know dude. It just does man."
by Dope Logix January 26, 2009
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diego logic

A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."
person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.
by Diegoooooooo October 25, 2013
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Green day logic

To hate something because it is popular, or popular to hate.
This slang comes from the band Green day, which is popular and hated.
Also, hating it for a good reason is not Green day logic.
I hate Green day! Everyone likes it!
You only hate it because it is popular to hate it...that's Green day logic, biased asshole.
Up yours Green day lover!
by kidsbopneedstodie February 11, 2007
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