When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
Waitress: I am so wet right now?
DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac April 17, 2011
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Where there is a cool or potentially cool location to be used in a film production that's the .:Loak:..
When there is something that is particularly cool: That stuff is called .:Steez:. The make up of someones unique style.
When the Steez is "Loakedout" however...when it becomes LoakedOutSteez: It takes on an entirely new form. This anomoly in select literary circles is known as a Breached Whale. The word actual jumps off the page. And is now usable as a noun, and adjective, as well an expletive, and a verb....for example is someone is loaking his own steez.or has in the past 'steezed his own loak'
When there is something that is particularly cool: That stuff is called .:Steez:. The make up of someones unique style.
When the Steez is "Loakedout" however...when it becomes LoakedOutSteez: It takes on an entirely new form. This anomoly in select literary circles is known as a Breached Whale. The word actual jumps off the page. And is now usable as a noun, and adjective, as well an expletive, and a verb....for example is someone is loaking his own steez.or has in the past 'steezed his own loak'
Expletive: A very crucial and interesting bit of information was said in a brief story among a small group of people. And at the end of the story one can now simple say "LoakedOutSteez" to explain his feelings on the information.
Noun: Someone is definable by saying you know "loakedoutsteez" and everyone would know who was the guy with the looked out steez.
I'll finish the rest later i gotta get back to this steez I was working on at my current loak.
-Peace!
Noun: Someone is definable by saying you know "loakedoutsteez" and everyone would know who was the guy with the looked out steez.
I'll finish the rest later i gotta get back to this steez I was working on at my current loak.
-Peace!
by Loakedoutsteez October 20, 2011
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This is a reversal of the more common phrase "Locked In"
This is a reversal of the more common phrase "Locked In"
Roman: Yo can you, like, share the unit 2 precalc notes ?
Nate: What notes?
Roman: Like, the one literally due next period, before our quiz?
Nate: We have a quiz today?!
Roman: You're so locked out.
Nate: What notes?
Roman: Like, the one literally due next period, before our quiz?
Nate: We have a quiz today?!
Roman: You're so locked out.
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Person 2: I know, I'm locked out! I'll have to lock in later
Person 2: I know, I'm locked out! I'll have to lock in later
by Jayislife_ February 14, 2024
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Get the Lockermouth mug.verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.
by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011
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