LOAS

Lack of algebraic or arithmatic skills

student 1: 2+1=4 right
student 2: LOAS

by Chrona March 4, 2009

LOA

Lack Of Ass

girl 1 - "omg, look at that dudes ass, he has such Loa!"

girl 2 - "i kno! unlike him who has complete 'A' "

by hiyabiyaseeyalatera March 19, 2009

Mauna Loa

A defecation (a "number two") so large that it breaks the surface of the water in the toilet. Named after the original Mauna Loa, is the largest volcano on Earth in terms of volume and area covered, and one of five volcanoes that form the Island of Hawaii.

"I had to go to the bathroom SO bad that I dropped a Mauna Loa"!

by DKWSea October 30, 2011

nui loa

Hawai'ian, meaning -with love-.

nui loa, Pete xxx

by LalikaHelenaKi April 10, 2010

aloha nui loa

Aloha Nui Loa Is (Hawaiian) For "You And I Shall Remain As One Until We Meet Again."

Friend 1: Good bye now!

Hawaiian Friend: Aloha Nui Loa Friend!

by EmDemDem November 6, 2018

Loa Andrén

The definition of a Loa Andrén is the same as Nightblue3. A boosted bonobo

Oh shit i just got Loa Andrén in my team, my elo is fucked!

by Loa Sucks December 12, 2016

Loa

The type of person who will always put in effort to help you in whatever way you need, they know who they are and always understand their thoughts and feelings. They’re the type of person you can do utterly unhinged yolo crap with, and study for 5h at a time and stay focused. They’re loyal to the right people, and won’t stand for the wrong ones. If you know a Loa, you’re lucky.

“I have a bestie!”
“Is she the Loa type of bestie?”
“No I wish!”

by Best friend paradox May 16, 2025